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TOPIC: The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Transcripts

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Season Three Transcripts

Episode 01: The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Episode 02: The Jiminy Conjecture

Episode 03: The Gothowitz Deviation

Episode 04: The Pirate Solution

Episode 05: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Episode 06: The Cornhusker Vortex

Episode 07: The Guitarist Amplification

Episode 08: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Episode 09: The Vengeance Formulation

Episode 10: The Gorilla Experiment

Episode 11: The Maternal Congruence

Episode 12: The Psychic Vortex

Episode 13: The Bozeman Reaction

Episode 14: The Einstein Approximation

Episode 15: The Large Hadron Collision

Episode 16: The Excelsior Acquisition