Season 1 | Episode 07 --
The Dumpling Paradox | Scene 7

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Scene 7 - Leonard and Sheldon's Apartment

(Howard, Leonard, Rajesh, and Sheldon play Halo.)

Howard: Sheldon, you got him in your sights! Fire! He's charging his plasma rifle!

Sheldon: I can't shoot now, I'm cloaking.

Leonard: Now, Raj! Kill Sheldon!

Rajesh: I can't see him!

Sheldon: That's why they call it cloaking, dead man.

Leonard: Start throwing grenades!

Rajesh: I'm all out!

(Penny and three other pretty women enter the apartment.)

Penny: Hi guys, my friends and I got tired of dancing so we came over to have sex with you.

Leonard: That will do, Raj, straight for the tank!

Sheldon: We said no tanks!

Rajesh: There are no rules in hell!

Howard: Son of a bitch! Med-pack! I need a med-pack!

Penny: (to women) Told ya'!

(The women leave the apartment.)

Leonard: (to Rajes) There's a sniper. Use your rocket launcher.

Rajesh: All I've got is a needler and I'm all out of ammo!

Sheldon: And now you're out of life!

(Leonard pauses the game momentarily.)

Sheldon: Why did you hit pause?

Leonard: (confused) I thought I ... heard ... something.

Rajesh: What?

Leonard: No, never mind. Sorry, go.

(Leonard un-pauses the game and the men begin playing once more.)

[End Credits Roll]